Digressions of a Teenage Drama Queen

I'm an 18 year old Minnesotan girl; I love books, movies, cats, and warm weather.
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me and my boyfriend Cole.

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  • Rabbit: FURIOUS CHEWING ON METAL BARS OF CAGE DESPITE HAVING A FUCKLOAD OF FOOD, WATER, AND SHIT MEANT FOR CHEWWING
  • Me: oh my god Caspian shut up
  • Him: stares then continues
  • Me: Caspian SHUT THE FUCK UP
  • Him: stares then continues
  • Me: Bunny I swear to fucking GOD
  • Me: HOLY SHIT BUNNY SHUT UP
  • Him: stops for five minutes, stares, continues
  • Me: I WILL MAKE YOU INTO A STEW RIGHT NOW I SWEAR TO GOD CASPAIN
  • Him: NOPE continues
  • Me: I KNOW YOU FUCKING KNOW I'M YELLING AT YOU STOP IT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW IT IS TOO LATE FOR YOUR BULLSHIT
  • Dad from downstairs: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
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